Today's quotes [12.31.10]
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Never tell your computer that you're in a hurry.
"The reason there are two senators for each
state is so that one can be designated driver."
-- Jay Leno
There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.
I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. The good
combination. Sure, she might fight off my leg. But she'll bring it
back to me.
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