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"Last one off the plane must clean it."

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Mind over matter - I don't mind, so it don't matter.


Sent by Tara

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"Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't" 

Sent by Mindi


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"Don't Keep reaching for the stars 
because you'll just look like an idiot 
stretching that way for no reason"
                       -- Jimmy Fallon


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Today's standards of performance are 
yesterday's standards of excellence and 
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.


Sent by Paul

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