Today's quotes [12.28.10]
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Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations
and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass.
In case of an emergency -- you break the glass.
-- Chris Rock
I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable
"Hoping to get people to go to museums
again, New York City has started a new
ad campaign called "I Love New York
Culture". But if they want me to go
back to museums, they should name the
campaign "Sorry We Yelled At You For
Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon."
-- Jimmy Fallon
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