Today's quotes [12.27.10]
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You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you
didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
An accountant is someone who knows the cost
of everything and the value of nothing.
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