Today's quotes [12.26.10]
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life,
I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion...
suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night."
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31