Today's quotes [12.21.10]
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Love thy neighbor... But don't get caught!
Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives.
One should love animals
They are so tasty.
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my
life unless I buy something."
"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass
destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq.
There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."
- Jon Stewart
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