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"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he 
can't." 

- Rhonda Hansome

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"But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human 
intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so
far as we can tell." 

                                     - S. J. Gould

2. 




"I don't make jokes.

I just watch the government and report the facts." 

- Will Rogers

3. 




"If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably choose 
Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin 
Mary." 

                                   - Margaret Atwood

4. 




I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of 
oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate 
commerce.

                                    - J. Edgar Hoover

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