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"The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems 
to be missing." 

- William J. Broad

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"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers 
after four kisses." 

- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)

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"El Nino taught me that some of the most beautiful things in nature are 
also the most dangerous. Like 30 foot waves, giant thunderstorms, and 
topless blondes driving on rain-soaked highways." 

                                             - Mark Schmidt

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A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one 
book, what would it be?

I always say How to Build a Boat 

                                             - Steven Wright

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"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his 
hands for masturbation."

                                        - Lily Tomlin

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