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Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

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My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.

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You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.

                                                  - Saki

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The government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends 
meet. And that is the first requisite. It just mixes a little business 
with a lot of politics and no one ever gets a chance to find out what is 
actually going on. 

- Thomas Alva Edison

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This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote 
it. 

- Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show

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