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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a 
career." 

                                      - Gloria Steinem

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There is no room in today's drug culture for amateurs.

                                        - Uncle Duke Doonesbury

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"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look 
stupid." 

                                       - Hedy Lamarr

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America is a land of untold wealth.

                 - Internal Revenue Service

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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

                                 - Henry Kissinger

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