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New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can 
survive anywhere. But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York? 

                                         - Edward Abbey

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Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough 
to get money from it. 

                                      - Stephen Leacock

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I have lots of hobbies which I pursue to the fullest.

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches 
across the world. Maybe you've seen it.

I also collect rare photos. I have a very rare photo of Houdini locking 
his keys in his car.

                                          - Steven Wright

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I put instant coffee into a microwave oven. I almost went backin time.

                                            - Steven Wright

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I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone.

                                      - Steven Wright

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