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"I think - therefore I'm single." 

                    - Lizz Winstead

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Although a wise man might urge that one suffer fools gladly, this should 
not be construed as license for any fool to demand that one do so.


- Frederick William Kantor

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"If at first, you don't succeed, does it depress you that no one is 
surprised?" 

- Jim Lockwood

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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

- Edward Abbey

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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube There are some 
things one would rather have done than do. 

- Edward Abbey

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