Today's quotes [12.11.10]
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You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light.
- Edward Abbey
God is a comedian with an audience too afraid to laugh.
"Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed."
There are two kinds of people in the South -- good ole boys and rednecks.
The difference is good old boys may raise livestock, rednecks get
- Blake Clark
"It occurred to me recently that although the information road has grown
from a goat track to a superhighway, there has been if anything an
increase in the chance of hitting a goat."
- Ken Olum, 1996
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