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Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one. 

                                       - Edward Abbey

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Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons.

                                - Woody Allen from Without Feathers

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When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. 

                                   - Edward Abbey

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I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to 
an amusement park. 

                                          - Dolly Parton

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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's 
because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know 
THAT? 

                                  - Wendy Liebman

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