Today's quotes [12.1.10]
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Once upon a time, when he could do it twice upon a time.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm,
so I know what I would have smelled of.
I've got some employees who have been around here so long they can remember
the Dead Sea before it got sick.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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