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Once upon a time, when he could do it twice upon a time.

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I only use de-oudourant under one arm,
so I know what I would have smelled of.

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I've got some employees who have been around here so long they can remember
the Dead Sea before it got sick.

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Incest. A game the whole family can play.

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.

                                                  -Hemant Joshi

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