Today's poems [12.2.10]
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There was a young laundress of Lamas
Who invented high amorous dramas
For the spots she espied
Dried and hardened inside
The pants of the parson's pajamas.
There was a young lady from Eaton
Whose figure had plenty of meat on.
She said: 'Wed me, Jack,
And you'll find that my back
Is a nice place to warm your cold feet on'.
A deep-throated virgin named Netty
Was sucking a cock on the jetty.
She said, "It tastes nice,
Much better than rice,
Though not quite as good as spaghetti."
In the begging there were two leaves
one covered Adam's and one covered Eve's
then one day those leaves blew away
then in the wind Adam's thing started to sway
then in amazement as he stood there
he noticed Eve's treasure all covered with hair
then to Eve's wondering eyes
Adam's thing started to rise
so they went at it and at it for days on end
its amazing how many ways people can bend
Sent by Bubba
THERE ONCE WAS A RULER CALLED "SLICK"
THAT COULD'NT TAKE CONTROL OF HIS DICK
HIS LIFE BECAME A MESS
BECAUSE OF A DRESS
AND THE BUS FULL OF INTERNS TAKE SICK.
Sent by Matthew
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