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What's a accordion good for?

     Learning how to fold a map. 

1. 




What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?


                             Which one's Mommy?

2. 




What is green and eats nuts? 

    Herpes! 

3. 




Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?

Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked 

4. 




A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the 
car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice 
your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really
indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are 
glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

5. 



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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