Today's jokes [12.22.10]
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What's a accordion good for?
Learning how to fold a map.
What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
Which one's Mommy?
What is green and eats nuts?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?
Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the
car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice
your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really
indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are
glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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