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Q:  What was the first thing your husband said to you when he
    woke that morning?
A:  He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q:  And why did that upset you?
A:  My name is Susan.

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Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV

  Good: 
        Your son's finally maturing
   Bad: 
        He's involved with the woman next door
 Worse: 
        So are you

2. 




Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?

A. Because she found out what the big boys eat. 

3. 




Some beauty parlors do a great job.
One young man followed a young woman
for twenty blocks. Then he found out
it was his grandmother.

4. 




Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period. 

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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