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I wanted to make an impression at a family reunion and remember the 
names of all of the new husband's family members.  There was one 
gent whom I'd asked his name and tried very to remember but failed 
repeatedly.  Finally he bailed me out and said his name was Dick.  
Without a thought I quickly said, "Gosh, how could I forget?  You 
*look* like a 'Dick'!!!"

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Nancy told me about her friend Joy's annual gynecology exam.
While the doctor was "doing his thing", he looks over at her chart 
and says, "Hmmm, I see you had your tonsils out...."  She was 
surprised that the doctor could tell *that* from where he was 
sitting . . .

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Finally, Edward tells me about the article concerning the
Pennsylvania Governor's committee to examine violence. The paper 
reported Governor Ridge was especially pleased to annouce that he 
was nominating a "victim of a homicide" to that committee.  Bet 
*that* person won't have much to say.



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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."


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