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When two's company, three's the result!

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"I think gods don't smite people anymore because people
of many different religions now live in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and
get sued by another god." 

    - David James 

2. 




The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.

                                      - - - Clifton Fadiman

3. 




"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
things." 

     Unknown 

4. 




Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

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