Today's quotes [11.8.10]
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"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."
-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,
"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
-- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.
- - - Mark Twain
It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so
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