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"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
 and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
 solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."

-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,


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"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
                        -- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
                                audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"


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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.


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Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.

                                        - - - Mark Twain

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so
     ingenious.


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