Today's quotes [11.7.10]
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"Death is yellow and smells of vanilla."
"Are you sure?"
"I'd bet money on it."
-- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS)
Henry Kissinger once asked Chou En-Lai to theorize on what might
have happened if Nikita Khrushchev had been assassinated instead
of John F. Kennedy.
After a moments thought, he answered:
"I don't believe Mr. Onassis would have married Mrs. Khrushchev."
Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit."
Q: "I have no powers! Q, the ordinary!"
Picard: "Q, the liar! Q, the misanthrope!"
Q: "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate! What must I do to
convince you people?"
Q: "Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?"
-- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
- Mork, Mork and Mindy
"My dad was always really protective of his tools...well, not THAT tool...
O.K., so he was pretty protective of that one too, but I'm talking about
the tools that you make stuff with...well, sure, I suppose he DID make
_me_ with that particular one, but...OH NEVERMIND. My dad always told me
that if some alien came around trying to borrow my phillips screwdriver
that I should just stab him/her/it/them with it."
-- Lt. Wilkes, my role model
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