Today's quotes [11.6.10]
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If you play with something long enough, you will surely break it.
"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there."
-- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in
'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock'
"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface.
All I do is point it at people."
"Then what does it do?"
"Why would it need to do anything else?"
-- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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