Today's quotes [11.27.10]
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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second
My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
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