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This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
                                         whatsoever.

                                - - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)

1. 




"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
 and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
 problems."

-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery


2. 




Trust everyone.
It's not like you have any really important secrets.

                                       --me--

3. 




"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
 to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
 a cat."
                        -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London


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Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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