Today's quotes [11.25.10]
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Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two
nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary
rights of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.
- W. C. Fields
"Mutually consenting classes may of course do whatever they like with each
other, but even that doesn't necessarily make it right."
-- Programming Perl, 2nd ed.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I
mean, if they were so intelligent, why
don't they just avoid wars in the first
Sent by Todd
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