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Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two
   nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary
   rights of another.
   -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary


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There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.

     - W. C. Fields 

2. 




"Mutually consenting classes may of course do whatever they like with each
 other, but even that doesn't necessarily make it right."
                        -- Programming Perl, 2nd ed.


3. 




Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.



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Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I 
mean, if they were so intelligent, why 
don't they just avoid wars in the first 
place?

Sent by Todd

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