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If you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

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"My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
 Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
                        -- Some Guy (from Dilbert)


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There are two sentences inscribed upon the Ancient oracle...
               "Know thyself" and "Nothing too much"; and upon these all   
               other precepts depend.                                      

                                                       Plutarch (46-120 A.D.)

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"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
                        -- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
                           institution, circa 17th century.


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"Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least
       triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to
       recollect how often we have told it to the same person?" -- La
       Rochefoucauld


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