Today's quotes [11.23.10]
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
-- George Carlin
Christopher Morley - "My theology, briefly, is that the universe
was dictated but not signed."
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent --
it says so right here in the label. If you have a mind
capable of believing all three of these divine attributes
simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you.
No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.
- Lazarus Long
"It must have gone down while I was up..."
-- Janet Robertson
Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted
to the color blue as to other colors.
Lester: That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching
-- "Beakman's World"
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