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Today's quotes [11.22.10]

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"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."

    - Noah 

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"... hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone..."
                        -- to the tune of "The lion sleeps tonight",
                                They Might Be Giants, "The Guitar"


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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you
    have, for instance. 

                                         --Franklin P. Jones




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"The following two statements are usually both true:

There's not enough documentation.

There's too much documentation."

-- Larry Wall


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Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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