Today's quotes [11.21.10]
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"It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
-- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham
"... this is telling us that our important words are 'smelt', 'bud',
'brier' and 'nard'..."
-- Peter Kelsall (we don't know what he's on either)
"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan"
- W. Zevon
Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:
"A flush beats a full house"
"I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good
way to catch supervillains. But since this is real
life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot
idea after all."
- David James
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