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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever.
 -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest 
 

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'A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn round
three times before lying down',

Robert Benchley


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Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America. 

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The government that can protect you from your enemies
can be used as easily by your enemies to harm you. 

     - Harry Browne 

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"You have a virus. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now erasing all disks...  Ha Ha Ha Ha
 Ha Ha Ha P.S. Have a nice day Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Click to continue...)"
                        -- Macintosh CODE 252 Virus


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