Today's quotes [11.2.10]
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I like the West - that's where men are men and women are
women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that.
- Milton Berle
The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.
- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster
"We're standing there pounding a dead parrot on the counter, and
the management response is to frantically swap in new counters to
see if that fixes the problem."
-- Peter Gutmann in alt.sysadmin.recovery
Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you never felt before.
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
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