Today's quotes [11.19.10]
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G. C. Lichtenberg:
"The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking
about what you could have done."
"No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
-- from the sig of Simon Burr, firstname.lastname@example.org
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !
"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One."
"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns."
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