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G. C. Lichtenberg: 
     "The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking
about what you could have done."

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"No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
                        -- from the sig of Simon Burr, simes@bpfh.net


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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !

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"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One." 

Yakov Smirnoff. 

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"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns."

                                               --Edward Abbey
 


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