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Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some 
of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities 
between the two, but can't remember what they are.

--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 

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"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. " 
    - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) 


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"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
                        -- me, Quanita


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"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
                        -- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)


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* Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
       institution for the blind.


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