Today's quotes [11.16.10]
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"`Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, `but don't
insult me poor bleedin' country.'"
"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays."
-- Elizabeth Zwicky, firstname.lastname@example.org
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
give the wrong answers.
-- A Bit of Fry and Laurie
I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm
home now,but leave a message and I'll call when
Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts.
- Ruth Gordon
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