Today's quotes [11.15.10]
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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
you'll be afraid to cough.
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." --
Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
"Apparently giving caffeine to spiders makes them spin really bad webs,
whereas giving them LSD makes them more uniform and better. Imagine what
the WWW would have been like if it had been invented in the 60's"
-- Unknown, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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