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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
   you'll be afraid to cough.
         Pearl Williams


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   Sign seen at a restaurant:
   The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
   properly.


  

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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." --
       Lily Tomlin


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Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."


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"Apparently giving caffeine to spiders makes them spin really bad webs,
 whereas giving them LSD makes them more uniform and better. Imagine what
 the WWW would have been like if it had been invented in the 60's"

-- Unknown, alt.sysadmin.recovery


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