Today's quotes [11.14.10]
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On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I
don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler
replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the
University will allow me to award."
As is well known, an elk that is shot within fifteen feet
of your hunting vehicle will still pull himself together
enough to gallop to the very bottom of the steepest canyon
within five miles.
- Patrick F. McManus
A leader is best when people barely know he exists.
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must
be first overcome.
"Keeping UUCP running is starting to seem a lot like keeping a 130-year-old
man who smokes 4 packs a day on life support because he's the last person
on Earth who knows how to do the cha-cha, but he won't tell anyone."
-- Ryan Tucker, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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