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"By letting go, it all gets done." 

    - Tao Te Ching 

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"The length of a film should be directly
related to the endurance of the human bladder." 

Alfred Hitchcock. 

2. 




The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck.

-- Slavik on the modern technological advances

3. 




"Yes means no and no means yes.  Delete all your files? [y/n]"
                        -- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"Back in my youth, there were people who would take elements of one RPG
 and try to make them work for another, like 'James Bond would be a Paladin
 with charisma of 19'. The two I always wanted to combine were _Call of
 Cthulu_ and _The Rocky and Bullwinkle Party Game_.

 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'
 'Again?'"

-- David Jacoby


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