Today's quotes [11.12.10]
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Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
Well, aren't we just a ray of stinking sunshine?
"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
my typing is whit
-- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
-Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under polluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank,
explaining why we should export toxic wastes to
Third World countries
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