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Hi.  I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
   Ave.  Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.


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Well, aren't we just a ray of stinking sunshine?

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"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
 ...
 my typing is whit
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                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)


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"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
   -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh


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I've always thought that underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under polluted.

-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, 
       explaining why  we should export toxic wastes to
       Third World countries

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