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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
       first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.


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No good deed goes unpunished.
        
                        --Billy Wilder

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"I don't want a long, hard anything."
                        -- Karen


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Incest. A game the whole family can play.

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"Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or 
fattening"

Sent by Moses

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