Today's quotes [11.10.10]
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"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
-- Kristy Wilsen
A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
world have nothing to do with tires.
Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
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