Today's quotes [11.1.10]
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"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his
mind at the same time"
"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?"
- Dave Henry
A woman's charm is her strength,
A man's strength is his charm.
-- Anon --
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
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