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"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
       Fran Lebowitz


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"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his 
 mind at the same time"

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"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?" 

- Dave Henry 

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A woman's charm is her strength,
A man's strength is his charm.

                     -- Anon -- 

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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
   But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
         Steve Bluestone


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