Today's poems [11.21.10]
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A girl attending Bryn Mawr
Committed a dreadful faux pas.
She loosened a stay
In her decollete,
Exposing her je-ne-sais-quoi
A young Juliet of St. Louis
On a balcony stood, acting screwy.
Her Romeo climbed,
But he wasn't well timed,
And half-way up, off he went---blooey!
A horrid old lady of Summit,
Every time she got laid had to vomit,
And although she would groan
When her man got a bone,
"Give it here," she would say, "and I'll gum it!"
A star-gazing fellow named Flipper
Had a girl try to open his zipper.
As he stared at Orion,
The young girl was cryin'
As she found it was NOT a Big Dipper.
A shapely young lady name Jenna
Colored her pubics with henna.
On a beach she was crude
And sunbathed in the nude.
She was promptly invited to dinner.
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