Today's poems [11.20.10]
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There was a fat man from Rangoon
Whose prick was mich like a balloon.
He tried hard to ride her
And when finally inside her
She thought she was pregnant too soon.
There was a young man from Bangore
Who was tired and said to his whore,
"If you'll only roll over
I'll get my dog Rover,
And you can have six inches more."
There was a young lady named Flynn
Who thought fornication a sin,
But when she was tight
It seemed quite all right,
So everyone filled her with gin.
There was an old man of Tantivy
Who followed his son to the privy.
He lifted the lid
To see what he did,
And found that it smelt of Capivi.
Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village smith he sat,
By abusing himself
And catching the load in his hat.
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