Today's poems [11.10.10]
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A fellow whose surname was Hunt
Trained his cock to perform a slick stunt:
This versatile spout
Could be turned inside out,
Like a glove, and be used as a cunt.
There was a young fellow named Sweeney
Whose girl was a terrible meanie.
The hatch of her snatch
Had a catch that would latch---
She could only be screwed by Houdini.
There was an old Abbot of Khief
Who thought the Inpenitent Thief
Had bollocks of brass
And an amethyst ass.
He died in this awful belief.
There was an old girl from the Azores
whos cunt was covered in sores
even the dogs in the street
wouldn't sniff the green meat
that hung in great chunks
from her drawers
Ladies and gentlemen hoes and tramps
crosseyed buzzards and bowlegged ants
admission is free so pay at the door
pull up a chair and set on the floor
one night mid day two boys went to play
back to back brother to brother they
both drew a sword and shot each other
one deaf police officer who heard the noise
came and killed the two dead boys
if you dont believe this lie is true
just ask the blind man he saw it too.
sent by billbob
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