Today's jokes [11.7.10]
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A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.
He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got
your bloody ball!"
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched
backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One
thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartender, "he knows
when to stop."
"Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife
told her husband.
"How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you smell it ?"
"Nope. But a bunch of mice from over to his place came over
here this morning and beat the shit out of our cats . . ."
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
Salespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their time
selling elephants they haven't caught, for delivery two
days before the season opens. Software salespeople ship the
first thing they catch and write up an invoice for an
elephant. Hardware salespeople catch rabbits, paint them
gray and sell them as "desktop elephants."
Sent by Alex
Don was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thang
at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.
Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac.
After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, Don
told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.
On the way out, he stopped in the men's room. He stood in front of the
urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find his
dick. After a couple of minutes of "fishing around," he finally said,
"Look, it's ok. She's not here!"
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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