Today's jokes [11.23.10]
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Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
He wanted children and she didn't want to get a sex change.
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair!....and O.J walked!
Why do gay men have moustaches?
To hide the stretchmarks.
A guy was pulled over by a cop.
The cop says to the guy you're eyes are bloodshot
have you been drinking. The guy says tothe cop
you're eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts
Sent by paul
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having
trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad
and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back
completely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs.
The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of
the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back
himself with a potato around his dick.
The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied
"If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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