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What does a blonde say after sex?
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!
Girl: Why thank you!
Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I would becoming too!
"Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance
"Would you spell that, please?"
"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye.
W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you."
The operator pauses. "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with
my supervisor . . ."
What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
A: It seats 500.
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