Today's quotes [10.8.10]
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Sleep is death without the responsibility.
How do we solve all the world's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.
"It's still got a kind of throat inspection sound about it..."
-- Tim Marks
I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.
Speech was divided into four parts that the inspired
priests know. Three parts, hidden in deep secret, humans
do not stir into action; the fourth part of Speech is what
Rig Veda (B.C. 1200-900?)
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