Today's quotes [10.7.10]
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"... this bit here says 'I don't think we're in UNIX anymore Toto'..."
I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
* If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
even considering if there are men on base.
-- Dave Barry
"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg."
- James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
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