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"... this bit here says 'I don't think we're in UNIX anymore Toto'..."
                        -- me


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I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty 
vices.

                                                --Mark Twain


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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

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* If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
       infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
       even considering if there are men on base.
       -- Dave Barry


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"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg." 

    - James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
    1/21/98 

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